Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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