so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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