Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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