If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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