I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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