On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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