You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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