is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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