I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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