oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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