hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My vagina just clenched in fear
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