with your own penis?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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