Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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