This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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