Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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