do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Randomize
