so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
