I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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