I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
