Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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