using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
do herpes really smell.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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