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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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