Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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