youre lurking in front of me
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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