and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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