I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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