i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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