There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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