i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Houston, we have a blender
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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