i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
