She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Is it penis luge time yet?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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