Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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