I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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