shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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