She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
try to milk me bitch
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