Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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