I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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