we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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