am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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