idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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