I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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