I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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