Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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