can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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