No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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