i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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