Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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