My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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