it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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