You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Bang-toberfest begins!!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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