i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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