This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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