My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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