Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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